15 January 2009

Who says kids lack manners and grammar skills?

Alternate Title: Ewwwwwwwwww...

Dear Ms. ***** I have to tell you something private.

There was a condom on the back door nob. And you touched it. So I think you should wash you should wash your hands or do something. That is why nobody goes through the back door.

Sorry.

From: Girl #1 and Girl #2.

p.s. you are welcome.

11 comments:

17 (really 15) more years said...

Now I've heard everything.

Anonymous said...

Well, for your first post of the New Year, I think it just may top everything else from now on.

Your school sounds like there's lots of extra curricula activities going on. Your administration must be so proud. Klein may even give your school an A on the next report card.

Schoolgal

yo miss!, formerly in bushwick said...

The P.S. really makes the whole missive.

Teacher said...

Wow. You just made my day seem a little better. How crazy!

Mr. Manobla said...

Even in my school the students don't have sex with the door knob but at least at this school their taking precautions.

Sam Lederer said...

they're not their

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proofoflife said...

That made me laugh. Good kids. Good looking out!

Anonymous said...

When are you coming back to blogging?? You are so missed.
Hope all is well with the family.

Schoolgal